Don't Drink When Listening to Dane Cook

Ok, so Dane Cook is a comedian. An extremely funny comedian that I can relate to! Whenever I listen to him on YouTube (one of my favorite sites) I can't not laugh! It's impossible. So one night, I was listening to it while on DeviantArt (another favorite site) and my dad had brought me hot chocolate. So I was listening to it and I took a drink of my hot chocolate when he said something funny, of course me being the idiot i am i started to laugh. But OMG, I'm drinking hot chocolate!! So, depending on where I am, I usually just spew it out, I have an extreme fear of choking, a very stupid fear since it's just about impossible to stop. But I was at my desk where it's not a very good idea to spew liquid. 1. I had homework on my desk, 2. My computer and many other electronics are on this desk. So I began freaking out. I tried swallowing it really fast and I ending up swallowing a lot of air. Finally I swallowed it all and I ran to the kitchen to drink water which was hard since I was still coughing. I was finally ok breathing wise. But my stomach, back, and nerves all hurt. So I'll leave on this note, Don't Drink Anything no... Don't EAT/DRINK/OR CONSUME ANYTHING AT ANYTIME When Listening/Watching Dane Cook!